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STRANGER--Boy can you direct me to the bank

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STRANGER--"Boy, can you direct me to the bank?"



BOY--"I kin for a quarter."



STRANGER--"A quarter! Isn't that high pay?"



BOY--"Yes, sir; but it's bank directors what gits high pay, you

see, sir!"











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Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
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Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
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