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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular