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He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
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Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
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Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
The Street Car Lurched
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