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TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?

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Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
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Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
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What's The Matter Here
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
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A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
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I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
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Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
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