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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TEACHER--Johnny can you tell me what a section boss is

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TEACHER--Johnny, can you tell me what a section boss is?



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Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
He's A Professional Grafter
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Mr
The Hawk Was Dozing
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Why The Bare Idea
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ