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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TEACHER--Yes dear; ova refers to an egg

Puns Home











TEACHER--Yes, dear; ova refers to an egg.



WILLY--Then when they throw bad eggs at an actor he gets a

literal ovation, I s'pose.











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I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
What Is The Secret Of Success
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday