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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TEACHER--Yes dear; ova refers to an egg

Puns Home











TEACHER--Yes, dear; ova refers to an egg.



WILLY--Then when they throw bad eggs at an actor he gets a

literal ovation, I s'pose.











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You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
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Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
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