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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




TEACHER--Yes dear; ova refers to an egg

Puns Home











TEACHER--Yes, dear; ova refers to an egg.



WILLY--Then when they throw bad eggs at an actor he gets a

literal ovation, I s'pose.











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The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
After All You Know Said Mr
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Cohen Left The Ball-game
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her