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TEACHER--Yes dear; ova refers to an egg

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TEACHER--Yes, dear; ova refers to an egg.



WILLY--Then when they throw bad eggs at an actor he gets a

literal ovation, I s'pose.











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We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
If Tough Spells Tough
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
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Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard