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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Telephone operators are always bound to have the last word;
that's why females are always employed in that capacity
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Telephone operators are always bound to have the last word;
that's why females are always employed in that capacity.
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I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Only Tells Half
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
Do You Believe In Luck
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
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