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Telephone operators are always bound to have the last word;

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--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Well Have You Anything To Say
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Diner--hello
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
--when Mrs
Electricity Is A Great Educator
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck