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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Telephone operators are always bound to have the last word;

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A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Mr
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Anything New In Your Neighborhood