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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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That man has had five wives
Puns Home
"That man has had five wives."
"Tandem or simultaneously?"
"I don't understand."
"Is he a Mormon or a Chicago man?"
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In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
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When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
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