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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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That sounds like the charity bawl said the nurse as the
babies in the orphan asylum began to yell
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"That sounds like the charity bawl," said the nurse, as the
babies in the orphan asylum began to yell.
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So his wife did remark
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That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Guest--what Have You Got
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
We Are Told That Gen
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
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