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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice

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"That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice. He can hold one of

his notes for half a minute."



"Shucks! I've held one of his notes for two years."











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Pressed For Work--cider
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Why The Bare Idea
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch