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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice

Puns Home









"That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice. He can hold one of

his notes for half a minute."



"Shucks! I've held one of his notes for two years."











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The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Maud--how Do You Define Love
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
What's The Matter With Smith
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again