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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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That was a pretty good dog story wasn't it
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"That was a pretty good dog story, wasn't it?" asked Dinwiddie,
as he finished telling one.
"Yes," replied Gaswell; "but it was too long. It ought to have
been curtailed."
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What Is The Secret Of Success
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Mrs
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
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