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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THE BARBER--Did I ever shave you before
Puns Home
THE BARBER--Did I ever shave you before?
THE VICTIM--Yes, once.
THE BARBER--I don't remember your face.
THE VICTIM--No; I suppose not. It's all healed up now.
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A circumstance I dreaded
But the only likeness I can see
Is that we're both bald-headed
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Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
Question
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
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