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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The death of her husband must have been a dreadful blow to Mrs

Puns Home









"The death of her husband must have been a dreadful blow to Mrs.

Musicale."



"It was, indeed."



"I suppose she has given up her piano playing entirely."



"No; she still plays; but only on the black keys."











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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice