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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The death of her husband must have been a dreadful blow to Mrs

Puns Home











"The death of her husband must have been a dreadful blow to Mrs.

Musicale."



"It was, indeed."



"I suppose she has given up her piano playing entirely."



"No; she still plays; but only on the black keys."











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If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Young M
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
What Do You Think Of Windig
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player