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The detective at the boarding house table having satisfied himself that nobody had observed him folded up his magnifying glass and put it back in his pocket

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The detective at the boarding house table having satisfied

himself that nobody had observed him, folded up his magnifying

glass and put it back in his pocket.



"Yes," he said to himself, "they've got the same girl they had

when I was here two years ago. I recognize her thumb print in the

butter."











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Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
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Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
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Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
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An Excellent Reason
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