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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The fact that a man has not cut his hair for ten or twelve years
need not necessarily imply that he is eccentric
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The fact that a man has not cut his hair for ten or twelve years
need not necessarily imply that he is eccentric. He may be bald.
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I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Curious Isn't It
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
What Do You Think Of Windig
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
After All You Know Said Mr
Mrs
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
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