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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The first impulse of the young married man on being presented
with his first baby is to give it a-weigh
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The first impulse of the young married man, on being presented
with his first baby, is to give it a-weigh.
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Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Why The Bare Idea
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
We Are Told That Gen
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
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