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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: That a new jail should be built that this be done out of the material of the old one and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed

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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: "That a

new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material

of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be

completed."











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An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
--i Want To Be An Angel
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Hush Not So Loud
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May