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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: That a new jail should be built that this be done out of the material of the old one and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed

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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: "That a

new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material

of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be

completed."











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