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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: That a new jail should be built that this be done out of the material of the old one and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed

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The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: "That a

new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material

of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be

completed."











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Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Diner--hello
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
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I Got Your Fare Didn't I
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
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A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
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