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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he gives
you a pane
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The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he "gives
you a pane."
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There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Mrs
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Mrs
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off
The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt:
Now That's True Benevolence
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
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