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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he gives you a pane

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The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he "gives

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George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
When Was Money First Invented
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
I'll Admit Said Mrs
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
He's A Professional Grafter
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It