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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he gives you a pane

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The glazier is not necessarily a tiresome man because he "gives

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He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Mrs
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Do I Bore You
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
The Street Car Lurched
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
An Excellent Reason