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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that laid the golden egg Margie

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The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that

laid the golden egg, Margie?



Little Margie--Why, I guess his goose was cooked.











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You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
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The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
What Is The Secret Of Success
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
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Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest