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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that laid the golden egg Margie

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The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that

laid the golden egg, Margie?



Little Margie--Why, I guess his goose was cooked.











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Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Knock And The World Knocks With You
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
He's A Professional Grafter
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
What's The Matter John
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
The Hawk Was Dozing
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I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One