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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that
laid the golden egg Margie
Puns Home
The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that
laid the golden egg, Margie?
Little Margie--Why, I guess his goose was cooked.
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Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Tom--what's That
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Is The Proprietor In
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
The Landlord Came To Mrs
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
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