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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that laid the golden egg Margie

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The Governess--What happened when the man killed the goose that

laid the golden egg, Margie?



Little Margie--Why, I guess his goose was cooked.











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Why Are You Sad Bill
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What Do You Think Of Windig
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence