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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The hawk was dozing
Puns Home
The hawk was dozing. "You look," said the jay, from a safe
distance, "as if you were full."
"Well," the hawk admitted, "I have just been having a little lark
that was a bird."
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John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Mrs
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Are Your Folks Well To Do
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
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