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The impecunious young man who marries a girl with a substantial check attached may very properly be said to have been checkmated

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The impecunious young man who marries a girl with a substantial

check attached may very properly be said to have been checkmated.











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A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
How Are You To-day
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
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Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
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The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
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A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr