The judge asked an Irish policeman named O'Connell When did you
last see your sister
The judge asked an Irish policeman named O'Connell, "When did you
last see your sister?" The policeman replied: "The last time I
saw her, Judge, was about eight months ago, when she called at my
home, and I was out." "Then you did not see her on that
occasion?" "No, Judge; I wasn't there."