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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The kerosene can on the mantel reposes Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher

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The kerosene can on the mantel reposes,

Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire,

And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is,

This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher.











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Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Young M
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Mrs
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe