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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The kerosene can on the mantel reposes Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher

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The kerosene can on the mantel reposes,

Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire,

And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is,

This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher.











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Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
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Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
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When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
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Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Mr
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
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It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors