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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The kerosene can on the mantel reposes Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher

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The kerosene can on the mantel reposes,

Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire,

And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is,

This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher.











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The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
I Will Not Sit That Way
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Were You Attached To The Place
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