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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The kerosene can on the mantel reposes
Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire
And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is
This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher
Puns Home
The kerosene can on the mantel reposes,
Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire,
And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is,
This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher.
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Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And
Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
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