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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The landlord came to Mrs
Puns Home
The landlord came to Mrs. O'Hooligan on the first day of May
last, and said: "See here, my foine loidy, I am going to raise
your rent." "Oh thanks be to the Lord," said Mrs. O'Hooligan,
"I'm so glad that you intend to raise it for me as Dan aint'
working and I'm nather able nor willing to raise it myself."
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What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
What Have You Here
What's The Matter With Smith
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
The Street Car Lurched
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Mrs
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