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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The modern drummer is not much like the month of March

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The modern drummer is not much like the month of March. March is

said to come in a lion and go out a lamb, while the drummer comes

in a lyin' and goes out a lyin'.











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He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
What's The Matter Here
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
An Excellent Reason
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Were You Attached To The Place
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man