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The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a rolling-pin a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed Fight On must have a grudge against them

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The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a

rolling-pin, a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed "Fight

On," must have a grudge against them.











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A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Why So Glum Blumly
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
What's The Matter John
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
He's A Professional Grafter
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Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
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At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter