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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a rolling-pin a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed Fight On must have a grudge against them

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The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a

rolling-pin, a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed "Fight

On," must have a grudge against them.

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A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Why So Glum Blumly
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
What's The Matter John
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
He's A Professional Grafter
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter