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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a
rolling-pin a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed Fight
On must have a grudge against them
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The old lady who sent as presents to a newly-married couple a
rolling-pin, a pain of flat-irons and a motto inscribed "Fight
On," must have a grudge against them.
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the other day and the family was greatly incensed because some
well-meaning friends sent in a broken lyre as a floral tribute
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Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked
The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
Why So Glum Blumly
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Is It Raining Girls
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
He's A Professional Grafter
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
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