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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THE ONLY REMEDY--Mamma I dess you'll have to turn the hose on
me
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THE ONLY REMEDY--"Mamma, I dess you'll have to turn the hose on
me."
"Why, dear?"
"'Tause I'se dot my 'tocking on wrong side out."
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Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
What Did You Wear Last Night
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
What's The Matter With Smith
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Ah
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Why The Bare Idea
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
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