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The other day the head of a boarding-school noticed one of the boys wiping his knife on the table-cloth and pounced on him at once

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The other day the head of a boarding-school noticed one of the

boys wiping his knife on the table-cloth, and pounced on him at

once.



"Is that what you do at home?" he asked indignantly.



"Oh, no," answered the boy quickly, "we have clean knives."











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