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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Mrs
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
How Are You To-day
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The portrait tumbled from the wall
And hit the young man's head
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The portrait tumbled from the wall
And hit the young man's head.
"A striking likeness!" That was all
The rueful punster said.
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I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was
Accustomed To
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Are You The Photographer
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
What Did You Wear Last Night
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
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