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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The portrait tumbled from the wall
And hit the young man's head
Puns Home
The portrait tumbled from the wall
And hit the young man's head.
"A striking likeness!" That was all
The rueful punster said.
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Puns
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Ah
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
We Are Told That Gen
What's The Matter With Smith
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
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