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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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The portrait tumbled from the wall And hit the young man's head

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The portrait tumbled from the wall

And hit the young man's head.

"A striking likeness!" That was all

The rueful punster said.

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