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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The portrait tumbled from the wall And hit the young man's head

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The portrait tumbled from the wall

And hit the young man's head.

"A striking likeness!" That was all

The rueful punster said.











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A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
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That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
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Can You Swim Little Boy
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
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Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
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Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
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