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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The portrait tumbled from the wall And hit the young man's head

Puns Home









The portrait tumbled from the wall

And hit the young man's head.

"A striking likeness!" That was all

The rueful punster said.











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Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Scene--cabstand
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Mrs
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy