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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The pugilist boxes his man before he lays him out

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The pugilist boxes his man before he lays him out. The undertaker

lays out his man before he boxes him.











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I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Doing Anything Now Bill
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
You Own Your Own House Don't You
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity