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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The pugilist boxes his man before he lays him out

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The pugilist boxes his man before he lays him out. The undertaker

lays out his man before he boxes him.











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A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Bill Had A Billboard
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
How Is Your House Heated
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid