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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The rapidity of ocean transport is becoming truly marvelous
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The rapidity of ocean transport is becoming truly marvelous. A
sea captain boasts that he finished loading a cargo of wheat at
San Francisco by dinner time, and then went to China for tea.
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City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
I'm Nearly Starved
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
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