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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The rapidity of ocean transport is becoming truly marvelous

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The rapidity of ocean transport is becoming truly marvelous. A

sea captain boasts that he finished loading a cargo of wheat at

San Francisco by dinner time, and then went to China for tea.











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I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Lady--what
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks