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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The rubber plant was rubb'ring round
In a manner most absurd:
The long green corn prickled up her ears
And this is what she heard:
Wot's tomato wid you you beat
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The rubber plant was rubb'ring round
In a manner most absurd:
The long green corn prickled up her ears
And this is what she heard:
"Wot's tomato wid you, you beat?"
Asked the onion of the hash,
"I'm jealous of the potato,
Because he's got a mash.
"He is stuck on the honeycomb,
And suits her to a tea,
I used to be in love myself,
But the cream has soured on me."
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What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
After All You Know Said Mr
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
A Dude From St
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
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