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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The slats of the shutter of our office-window are in a
dilapidated condition
Puns Home
The slats of the shutter of our office-window are in a
dilapidated condition. "Please help the blind."
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When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Where Are You Working Now
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
We Are Told That Gen
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
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