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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The speaker of the house is in deadly peril when every member on the floor wants to get his eye

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The speaker of the house is in deadly peril when every member on

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How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Do I Bore You
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
The Hawk Was Dozing
Are You The Photographer
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
So Maude Is Happily Married
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School