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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The speaker of the house is in deadly peril when every member on
the floor wants to get his eye
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The speaker of the house is in deadly peril when every member on
the floor wants to get his eye.
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How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Do I Bore You
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
The Hawk Was Dozing
Are You The Photographer
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
So Maude Is Happily Married
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
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