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THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged to

Puns Home









THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged

to?



THE WIFE--Fifteen.



THE SPINSTER--My goodness! just think of a man being out fifteen

nights a week! Well, I'm glad that I'm an old maid.











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