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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged
to
Puns Home
THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged
to?
THE WIFE--Fifteen.
THE SPINSTER--My goodness! just think of a man being out fifteen
nights a week! Well, I'm glad that I'm an old maid.
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Horrible their fate--
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A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
What Is Love
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Tom--what's That
Are You The Photographer
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
We Are Told That Gen
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
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