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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged to

Puns Home









THE SPINSTER--How many lodges did you say your husband belonged

to?



THE WIFE--Fifteen.



THE SPINSTER--My goodness! just think of a man being out fifteen

nights a week! Well, I'm glad that I'm an old maid.











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Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Diner--hello
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
What's The Matter Here
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
We Are Told That Gen
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist