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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The stork is a bird with a great big bill;
He brings us the babies whenever he will;
Then comes the doctor and when he is through
You find that he has a big bill too
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The stork is a bird with a great big bill;
He brings us the babies whenever he will;
Then comes the doctor, and when he is through,
You find that he has a big bill, too.
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We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Ah
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Curious Isn't It
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
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