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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The street car lurched
Puns Home
The street car lurched, she fell ker-flump!
But got up with a happy smile,
And to the young man said: "Please, sir,
How many laps are to the mile?"
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Puns
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
The Hawk Was Dozing
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Are Your Folks Well To Do
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Pressed For Work--cider
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
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