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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The weary desert stretched for miles

Puns Home











The weary desert stretched for miles. Stretched for sheer

weariness. Not a drop of water was in sight.



Then it was that the traveler had an inspiration.



He wrung his hands.











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You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner