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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




The weary desert stretched for miles

Puns Home











The weary desert stretched for miles. Stretched for sheer

weariness. Not a drop of water was in sight.



Then it was that the traveler had an inspiration.



He wrung his hands.











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Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Mrs
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last