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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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The weary desert stretched for miles
Puns Home
The weary desert stretched for miles. Stretched for sheer
weariness. Not a drop of water was in sight.
Then it was that the traveler had an inspiration.
He wrung his hands.
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A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Electricity Is A Great Educator
What Did You Wear Last Night
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Mrs
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Doing Anything Now Bill
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
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