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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There appears to be no affinity between the prestidigitator and the theatrical manager yet they both make passes

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There appears to be no affinity between the prestidigitator and

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She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Where Are You Working Now
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
How Is Your House Heated
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap