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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There are many sweet entrancing moments in this life but when a man steps on your pet corn you do not experience one of them

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There are many sweet, entrancing moments in this life, but when a

man steps on your pet corn you do not experience one of them.











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Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
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A Dude From St
Are You The Photographer
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
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Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Maud--how Do You Define Love
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit