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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There goes a man who leads in letters

Puns Home









"There goes a man who leads in letters."



"Ah, indeed! What's his name?"



"A.A. Adams."











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I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death