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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear

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"There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear."



"Ah, had a military training, I suppose."



"No; his nerve is inherited. His father and his grandfather were

both janitors."











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Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Are Your Folks Well To Do
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
An Excellent Reason
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
You Were Thrown Out
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket