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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear

Puns Home









"There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear."



"Ah, had a military training, I suppose."



"No; his nerve is inherited. His father and his grandfather were

both janitors."











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I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Mrs
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Guest--what Have You Got
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Harold Began His Wife
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters