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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There is as much strength in an egg as in a pound of meat

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There is as much strength in an egg as in a pound of meat.



Gotabug--I should say so. I've smelt eggs that had more strength

than a hundred pounds of beef.











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A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Wife--got A Dollar
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
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This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
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Curious Isn't It
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
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