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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There is as much strength in an egg as in a pound of meat

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There is as much strength in an egg as in a pound of meat.



Gotabug--I should say so. I've smelt eggs that had more strength

than a hundred pounds of beef.











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Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Did You Hear About Miss Jones