VIEW THE MOBILE VERSION of www.freejokes.ca Informational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


Least Viewed

What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There is but one thing said the professor of medicine gravely that we know about death

Puns Home











"There is but one thing," said the professor of medicine,

gravely, "that we know about death."



"And that is, sir?" queried the student.



"It is always fatal."











Next: Did you hear about Miss Jones

Previous: ASKIT-What is a convenient fall trip for me to take



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 1299



Puns

Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
The Landlord Came To Mrs
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
What Do You Think Of Windig
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills