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There was a young woman named Hannah Who put on a great many airs She stepped on a peel of banana And now she's laid up for repairs

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There was a young woman named Hannah,

Who put on a great many airs,

She stepped on a peel of banana,

And now she's laid up for repairs.











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Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
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Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
That Man Has Had Five Wives
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The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
I'll Admit Said Mrs
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
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A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
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