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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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There was a young woman named Hannah
Who put on a great many airs
She stepped on a peel of banana
And now she's laid up for repairs
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There was a young woman named Hannah,
Who put on a great many airs,
She stepped on a peel of banana,
And now she's laid up for repairs.
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Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
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