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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




There was a young woman named Hannah Who put on a great many airs She stepped on a peel of banana And now she's laid up for repairs

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There was a young woman named Hannah,

Who put on a great many airs,

She stepped on a peel of banana,

And now she's laid up for repairs.











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Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Wife--got A Dollar
What's The Matter Here
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
What's The Matter Here
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg