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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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There's a young woman who makes little things count
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"There's a young woman who makes little things count."
"How does she do it?"
"Teaches arithmetic in a primary school."
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There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
The Hawk Was Dozing
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
Let Me See Said The Minister
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Scene--cabstand
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Ah
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
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