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Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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There's one peculiar feature about the trust business
Puns Home
"There's one peculiar feature about the trust business."
"What?"
"Those interested in it don't need it."
"Don't need what?"
"Trust. They can pay cash."
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Can You Swim Little Boy
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Mrs
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Mrs
Mrs
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Tom--what's That
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
What's The Matter Here
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