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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

Puns Home









"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet