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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

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"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Can You Swim Little Boy
Ah
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch