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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

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"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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