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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

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"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Maud--how Do You Define Love
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Where Are You Working Now
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Guest--what Have You Got
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman