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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

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"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Lady--what
How Are You To-day
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
What Have You Here
That Man Has Had Five Wives
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
What's The Matter John
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