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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




These verses make no sense said she; I can't tell what they mean

Puns Home









"These verses make no sense," said she;

"I can't tell what they mean."

"Good! they'll make dollars then," cried he,

"In any magazine."











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That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
An Excellent Reason
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Ah
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males