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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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They cannot be complete in aught
Who are not humorously prone;
A man without a merry thought
Can hardly have a funny bone
Puns Home
They cannot be complete in aught
Who are not humorously prone;
A man without a merry thought
Can hardly have a funny bone.
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Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Mrs
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
--when Mrs
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
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