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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Puns Home
"They say corporations have no soul."
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Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Mrs
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
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