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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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THIN BOARDER--I don't see how you manage to fare so well at this
boarding-house
Puns Home
THIN BOARDER--"I don't see how you manage to fare so well at this
boarding-house. I have industriously courted the landlady and all
her daughters, but I'm half-starved."
FAT BOARDER--"I court the cook."
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Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Mrs
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Are You An Amateur Photographer
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
Let Me See Said The Minister
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
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