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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




This liver is awful Maud said Mr

Puns Home











"This liver is awful, Maud," said Mr. Newwed.



"I'm very sorry," returned the bride, "I'll tell the cook to

speak to the livery-man about it."











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The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Mrs
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
The Street Car Lurched
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Tom--what's That
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl